onlylolgifs:

How to recover from being denied a kiss

onlylolgifs:

How to recover from being denied a kiss

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

lord-kitschener:

"what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???"

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotext product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

supermodelgif:

literally me

nihaobitchh:

seerofsarcasm:

confusedtree:

dspazdoesntcare:

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward.

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

Oh my goodness Hhahahahha

peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG